Saturday, September 22, 2007

The Zombie Game -- GAAAAAAME!!!

Longtime readers may remember the Pirate Game a few years back, and all the hil-ARRR-ity that followed. Now my friend Ted has alerted me to the Zombie Game, created by A. White:

What is a zombie's favorite state?

MAAAAIIIINNE!!!!

And favorite kind of dog?

Great DAAAAANNEEE!

What do zombies use to grow hair?

RoGAAAAIIIINNE!!!!

Who's their favorite Presidential candidate?

John McCAAAAIIIINN!!!!

And B-list actor?

Billy ZAAAAAANNNNEEE!!!!

And Jackson 5 brother?

JerMAAAAIIIINNNNNEE!!!!

Today is my birthday, so wish me a good day by leaving your own contribution in the comments. And guard your brains -- BRAAAAIIINNNS!!! Hee.

28 comments:

  1. What has aging one more year done to Cheryl?

    Driven her in-SAAAAAAAAAAANE.

    (-: Happy birthday, kiddo!

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  2. How did the 1948 Boston Braves capture the NL pennant?

    Spahn and SAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN and pray for RAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIN.

    Drat, you've gotten me, CK.

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  4. Happy Birthday, to you, to me, and to Bilbo and Frodo Baggins, thanks to whom I was given at least one Lord of the Rings trilogy set each year until I was 17.

    I *do* like that zombie game. Thank you for the introduction!

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  5. Have an amazingly awesome and jokes birthday :)

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  6. What's their favorite Samuel L. Jackson flick? (You guesssed it already, I know)

    Snakes on a Plaaanneee!!!

    !!!Happy Birthday :)

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  7. What geologic formation appeals to quiz bowling zombies and Brooklynite zombies?

    The terminal glacial mor-AAAAAAAIIIIN.

    What is Scrabble to a zombie?
    Cheryl's Do-MAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN! (Until I soundly trounce her in our current game).

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  8. Since I'm largely responsible for the literary turn the Pirate game took a couple years ago (AND because I'm thinking about literature, specifically drama, of a certain period a lot right now...), I give you these two:

    What is a zombie's favorite Shakespeare play?
    CorioLAAAAIIINNNus

    What is a zombie's favorite Marlowe play?

    TamburLAAAAIIIINNE

    (lame, I know...but those are quite honestly the first ones that came to mind).

    Happy birthday!

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  9. ack. that was supposed to be CorioLAAAAAANNNus. Damn zombie-speak got in the way of my spelling things correctly!

    How embarrassing!

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  10. Happy Birthday, Cheryl!

    I'm glad to know you're not afraid to admit to turning another year older. That would be so VAAAAAAIIIIIIINN!

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  11. What will Cheryl do when she sees her aunt, uncle & cousin next weekend?

    Lose another Killer Klein Croquet GAAAAAAAAME!

    Ok, that may not fit the exact specifications of the Zombie Game, but I seldom play by the rules of the court! Looking forward to seeing you ...
    Aunt Carol

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  12. What does Cheryl plan to do next weekend when she sees her aunt uncle & cousin?

    Lose another Killer Klein GAAAAAAME!!

    Ok, this may not fit exactly into the Zombie Game, but I've never been one to play the course correctly. We look forward to seeing you kiddo!!

    Aunt Carol

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  13. UGH! Sorry about that ... I was having trouble, obviously, and I didn't think the first message went through so I revised & resent.

    ;-(
    Aunt Carol

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  14. What did the Zombie say to Eliza Doolittle?

    the RAAAAAAAAIIIIN in SPAAAAAAAAAIIIIN stays mainly on the PLAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

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  15. Why are zombies' dry cleaning bills so high?

    BRAAAAAIIN STAAAAAAINs!!!!!

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  16. I had a really bad one involving zimbie-ish Michael JAckson and Bahrain, but...I'll think I'll just wish you many happy returns of the day. Happy Birthday!

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  17. Hey!! hope you had a blast :D

    Nomadica

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  18. Who would make a most fabulous zombie? Nathan LAAAAAANE.


    Happy Birthday Cheryl!!!!!

    Coll

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  19. How do zombies travel?

    By TRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIN.

    Rather obvious, but I couldn't resist.


    Happy belated Birthday :D

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  21. Yes, Cheryl, thank you for the good-written information!

    What do call a great investment opportunity in Costa Rica?

    An Island CHAAAAAIIIIIIN Mail!

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  22. Many happy returns of the day, Cheryl!

    And um... zombie, zombie... let me think....

    What did Beowulf call his friends?

    THAAAAIIINNNES!!!!!

    Marilyn

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  23. Ha ha ha...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

    What is a zombies favorite country to visit!?

    SSPPPAAAAAIIINNNNNNN!!

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  25. Happy Belated Birthday! Hope you had a great day.

    Who wouldn't listen to zombie's warnings about the Headless Horseman?

    Ichabod CRAAANNEE!

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  26. Favorite song lyrics: That’s the sound of the men working on the CHAAAAIIIIN GAAAAIIIIING

    Favorite food: Duck a l’ORAAAAIIIIGE stuffed with BRAAAAIIIINS

    Favorite writer: Mark TWAAAAIIIIN

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  27. What's a zombie's favorite Chinese food?

    Lo MEEEEEEEIN.

    What's a zombie's favorite bird?

    A CRAAAAAANE.

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